Don Quixote

For today, let me tell you about Don Quixote.

Not a story about knights and windmills, but the large department store in Ota. It's likness can possibly be compared to Target or Walmart, in that it is pretty cheap and it has a bit of everything. However, it is not quite as large as either of those venues so... it is a relative comparison.

Anyway, given that there is nothing to do in Ota, most young people gravitate to the mall or to Don Quixote to hang out. Myself being a young person in Ota with nothing to do, I too have found myself there a number of times.

I explored Don Quixote thoroughly only recently. When walking through the Kids' Toys section, I noticed a short curtain to one side. Curious why there would be an "18 and UP!" sign nestled between the stuffed Rilakkuma toys and the Disney posters, I peaked inside. Naturally! Sex toys! Not just some discreet bottles of lube and DVDs on a high shelf, but literally everything you would normally expect in an adult toy store, including bondage ropes! I was really flabbergasted... I mean it was RIGHT NEXT to the children's toys, and the curtain out front wasn't even long enough to be noticed by anyone under the age of 6. I think I stood there for a minute, looking at the colorful packages, quite unable to comprehend the situation. Before my escape, I did notice some correlation to the children's department: Rilakkuma and Mickey Mouse condoms. What a disturbing image.

One thing I love about Don Quixote is that they constantly have their theme song/jingle playing on repeat throughout the whole store: "Don Don Don Don-Qui, Don-Qui-xoooooteeeee! [blah blah blah Japanese blah blah blah]. Don Don Don Don-Qui...". The first time I went, I thought the jingle seemed strangely familiar. The more I walked around, the more I was sure that I had heard the song before. Racking my brain, I realized that is was from playing the Playstation 2 video game, Yakuza. In this game, you spend a large amount of the time walking around Tokyo, and you can go into shops to buy things, including Don Quixote. Who said you can't learn anything from video games?

Cheers,

flabbergasted Baer

draw on my face, please

Wednesday was Chingyi's birthday, so the three of us went out to dinner at the Aeon Mall to celebrate. We discovered that every restaurant in the mall is asian food.... except for the one that happens to be a western (and I do mean western) all-you-can eat. I didn't even know such things existed here. It was pretty good except the pizza that I thought was sausage and turned out to be fish.........

Afterwards, we went to one of the puricura machines. These are big photo booth where you like about 8 photos in wacky poses with your friends, and then you draw all over them. They print them out in sticker form so you can decorate everything with your silliness. I was so excited because our machine let you send all the photos to your phone! So, I have digital copies of everything, which is awesome. Aren't we cute?

(it says, 'WE'RE AWESOME')

Cheers,
Sticker Baer

Shop (till you`re broke)

(green tea and vanilla, yum)

So, I am slow to update this week... Last weekend, Chingyi and I went to Tokyo. Pretty much, that is "the thing to do" on the weekends. However, I spent sooo much money, I wont be going back for a while. (a.k.a next month, lol). We got paid that Friday before we left, and even though I wrote myself out a budget with all my money meticulously accounted for, there were certain things I didn't take into consideration so... yes, I am poor right now. lol.

This time, we looked for the absolute cheapest way to get there. It took us 1/2 hour longer than my last trip, but we paid only ￥1170 one way! So cheap.

We went to Harajuku first and I showed her the wonder that is Kiddyland. I wont tell you what I bought there... but let's just say the spending started with a bang. lol. What I WILL tell you is that I bought the cutest little Kleenex box, er, case? Has a cute little llama on it. Always always I am looking for things to cutify my ugly apartment. Chingyi is equally enamored with cute things as I am, so it was fun to go through together. Ah! What a shock I got! On the Sanrio/Hello Kitty floor, there was a new line that had been released that day! You'd never guess (no, seriously...)... Yoshikitty... as in, Yoshiki from X Japan! Oh my gods, I think I may have burst out laughing when I saw it. It's kind of like... KISS doing a crossover with Carebears. Just not something you would generally think of.

Afterwards, we had Italian food at a restaurant overlooking LaForet. We got window seats, best seats in the house!, and watched all the people down below making their way through the busy Harajuku streets. We played "spot the lolita" and noticed that everyone we saw went straight into LaForet. You know where we were going! Yes! Back to AP! Afterward, we went to the ever famous Takashita Street. Tiny tiny street absolutely PACKED with people, stores lining both sides. We ate crepes and I went to spend more money in Closet Child. Yay!

Having finished with my spending binge, we headed to Chingyi's #1 stop: Akihabara. She is very into BJD, or Ball-Jointed Dolls. These were NOT the dolls they sell in Kiddyland, which are pretty but not BJD, and only about $136. Mostly the store we went to hand clothes and accessories, not the dolls themselves. However, they did had one line there.... I was shocked by the price even though I knew it would be a lot... I cant remember what it was now but $1000 wouldn't be an exaggeration. While they have very pretty faces, I am afraid the appeal is still lost on me... I was happy to admire, though.

We stayed out as long as we could, but we were pretty wiped out, so we headed to our hotel early, about 8:30. Finding a hotel for dirt cheap without it being....dirt cheap, was somewhat of a challenge. In the end, we settled on sharing a double for a measly $36 each. CHEAP! Despite the price, the room was really nice and spacious! I was most impressed. I took a picture but due to the shape of the room, it was impossible to get a good angle. You'll have to trust that it was nice. Nicer than our hotel in Ota had been.

The next day... we went to more of Chingyi's stops. Most important among them was the Pokemon Center. She absolutely loves Pokemon. The "center" turned out to actually just be one store, packed with Pokemon. Man, she was so excited! It felt like role reversal from me with the loli stores. I sat back and laughed. Her purchasing competition was half her height and 1/3 her age.

The last stop of the day (before a mad dash to the trains home) was the giant Gundam in Odaiba. This is a life-size figure (not human size) of a Gundam (giant robot) from a very famous Japanese anime/cartoon. I have no interest in the show whatsoever, but hey, it was rather a once-in-a-lifetime thing to see, so why not? However, on the way there, guess what I saw...

...and you thought I was in Japan!! Ha! Joke's on you!

The Gundam area was completely packed. PACKED. Chinyi just took a picture and left. It was pretty cool, but since we weren't fans, it was not all that it should have been, you know?

...and because I don't have anywhere else to put it, here is a random 'FRUiTs' type modeling shot that Chinyi took of me in my new dress and shoes. Don't I feel fashionable.

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yen

Airi was right.
I am going to go broke living here.

My wake up call today was provided by yet another earthquake. It was small and quick, but woke me off the couch. Quite a nice way to wake up, if I do say so myself. Much more gentle than my alarm blaring in my ear.

Yes, I slept on the couch. Sometimes, my futon bed is just too hard to be tolerated. I feel like I never get a good night sleep here; I'm always tired. The couch is too short and a little narrow, but still more comfortable than the floor. I had the fan smack in my face too. Normally, when I overheat while sleeping, I either have nightmares or just weird dreams. With no air conditioning, you can imagine the state of my dreams. Maybe that is why I don't get enough sleep.

Enough whinning (yes, I can read your mind!), let me tell you about my weekend. On Friday, Taylor and I went to a nearby festival, called Neputa Matsuri. I wore my new yukata, quite pleased with my new ability to put it on (I probably haven't been this happy about dressing myself since I was 5). I thought I would get strange looks for wearing it, but I think I actually felt a little respect wafted my way. I could have imagined it.

(click on any of the pictures to see bigger versions)

The festival was very very crowded and fun. There were these HUGE drums being pulled/motored down a street that was entirely blocked off for the festival. I couldn't say for sure what the drums where made out of but it was likely paper. Each were hand painted in great detail, mostly depicting warriors.

There were also drums, big drums, being motored/pulled along, usually several in a row, with people sitting on top of them, beating the drums in unison. It was very loud and had a nice feel to it. I made a recording of the sound on my camera. Once I have gotten it put together, I will post it here so you can hear it!


There was lots of food places set up along both sides of the road. It was sometimes difficult and sometimes not to figure out what the item was. One man was cooking octopus legs on a stick! I took a picture, but refrained from purchasing. Too chewy. I did try octopus balls though (see picture on right) and discovered that those were not to my taste either. Taylor and Chingyi both say they like them but... the fish taste is just too overwhelming for me!

I had a crepe for dinner. They had examples showing and I saw what I wanted but I wasn't sure what they called it. I politely asked the women in front of me what the item was called and they were kind enough, without prompting, to order it for me.

Unfortunately, we have missed most of the festivals for this year. I look foward to going to others next year.

On Sunday, I did more cooking. I was actually able to make some fish that tasted good! I made teriyaki salmon using a recipe for swordfish. Finding fish in the supermarket is so difficult! I cannot figure out what anything is other than salmon and tuna. Salmon I don't really want and tuna is too expensive. In the end, I just bought the cheapest thing I could identify, which happened to be salmon (sigh). Hopefully I can get someone to help me.

In addition, I attempted to make peanut butter cookies in my tiny convection oven.

I know what you're thinking: "Hey Lindsay, where's mine?" Don't they look delicious, all nice and BLACK like that. Yeah... if I'm not careful, my time in Japan is going to have a serious effect on confidence in cooking!! Despite the fact that the cookies were black, they were actually so undercooked that I couldn't pick them up. They are cute though, yes? Bunny rabbits, horses and bears, oh my! I think I need to find recipes specific to convection ovens...

Last night I cooked another recipe (squash and pork) in my new frying pan. What a difference! It doesn't spew oil at me like a viper! I think this recipe worked out as well, actually, but I haven't tried it yet. It went straight from the frying pan into the fridge for lunches. It didn't look anything like the picture in the cookbook though... I think those pictures are fake...

I am suspicious.

cookie Baer

Sing it, baby, sing it!

Ah, I finally got the pictures off my camera, so I will make another brief post about Gunma Orientation. After the first day, we had a reception, and after the reception, we had a "welcome party," A.K.A karaoke.

My first karaoke trip ever, in fact. It was rather a huge event with tons of people that I don't really know (and stuck in one of the rooms that just happened to have the only two people out of our group of 40 that I don't like) so I am told it is normally much more fun... but I think karaoke is just not the entertainment for me. I did sing two songs though: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen and Basketcase by Green Day.

I did try to get into it, as you can see from below.

(afterwards, we reflected on how sad the death of Freddy Mercury was.... a reflection, I think, on how bad we were)

Cheers,

singin' Baer

School (lack of) Life

I suppose everyone is very interested in what my life working at the schools is like. I haven't talked about it because there isn't much to talk about yet. At the moment, it is still summer vacation for the students, so there are only a couple around doing sports and clubs. The teachers don't get to take the summer off, like they do in the states, but many of them are taking off their very brief vacation at the moment, so the office is all but empty. It has been impressed upon me how incredibly hard Japanese teachers work; they are essentially expected to raise the children, with more responsibility even than the parents! So, once the year starts, I think seeing the office empty will be a rare and strange thing.

To pass the time, I usually spend a lot of time on the internet. I have no internet in my apartment yet (nor will I, probably for another month), so I have to soak it up while I am at school. I do have crappy internet on my cell phone, so I am able to check my e-mail and train schedules whenever/wherever I want. In case you were wondering, I write all of my blog entries while I am at school. I have no official school responsibilities yet, since school hasn't started. At the elementary where I work on Fridays, I have 2 lessons to plan, but that is all. I also bring along my Japanese to study, but thus far, not much time gets devoted to that. For this reason, and the fact that the teacher's room is air conditioned (the rest of the school is not), I don't mind going to work for no apparent reason.

About the schools.. well, at the junior high school, where I am 4 days a week, I have met and talked to two of the English teachers who both speak English quite well. They are both female and very nice. I have my own desk and laptop computer (which is in Japanese...) next to one of the English teachers. The rest of the teachers do not speak English. However, many times, the English teachers are not at school, and the one people around are non-English speakers. Mostly, they don't try to talk to me too much. We are all nervous about our abilities with foreigners and foreign language. However, once the ice is broken, quite a conversation can be had. Lots and lots of gesturing, mixing languages until the point has gotten across, it works out alright. It's pretty cute/amusing really. I really appreciate their effort.

Everyone is very interested in my life prior to coming to Japan. I have a small album of photos from home, showing my family, my house, my college, and friends. This was the perfect icebreaker when I met the Principle at the JHS. Right after introducing myself, we were left alone. He is a jolly little man, but he speaks no English and I was not getting any Japanese out, so I whipped out my photo album and, BAM, instant communication. I remembered to bring it the first day I was staying at the elementary as well. I took it out just to show the two people I was talking to, and instantly, the entire office had gathered in front of me. My first experience as a 4th grade teacher. lol. Everyone is particularly impressed with the picture of my parent`s house + boat in Texas. Should have brought more of those.

My first day at the elementary was kind of awkward. None of the English teachers were there, and, as far as I could tell, no one spoke English. So I sat at my desk in the back quietly for quite a long time without anyone to talk to or anything to do. Then, one of the woman from the front came back, the computer tech, and it turned out that she spoke some English. Later, the school clerk introduced himself to me and spoke a little. People seem happy to see me there, but are very shy. I understand, of course. I am shy as well.

Just as the day was winding down, the computer-sensei came back and invited me to join them in a game of badminton. I wasn't the only one with nothing to do! So someone lent me some indoor sneakers and we went to the (un-air conditioned!) gym and played. It was super fun and hey! no language required!

A side note: at Gunma orientation, it was impressed upon us that we are not allowed to mention people by name or post pictures of individuals from school, especially the children. So, if my vagueness strikes you at some points, this is the reason.

Cheers,

teacher Baer

kimono and taxes

Tuesday and Wednesday, all the JETs from Gunma met in Maebashi for further orientation. Our supervisor was nice enough to drive the three of us Ota JETs there, so we didn't have to navigate the trains ourselves.

There was nothing particular remarkable about the first day of the meeting, as they mostly just repeated a lot of stuff that was already covered... The second day was more interesting. They had us do some cultural workshops. I learned how to put on a kimono! This one was my favorite, because I have had so much trouble trying to figure out how to wear the yukata I bought. I discovered earlier that I was missing parts, and that was part of the problem. However, just the act of putting them on is an art not self taught. We had these two little old ladies show us how to do it and then we all helped each other get them on. Chingyi (to the right) looked amazing. I even found a kimono store in Maebashi where I was able to buy the missing sashes I need to keep my own yukata on. I'll let you know how it goes.

I also got a lesson in the shamisen. This is a traditional Japanese 3-string instrument that looks sort of like a small, boxy guitar. However, instead of using your fingers to play, there is a large, flat paddle-like thing that you use to press the strings. It makes it quite awkward and difficult. However, the music is essentially like tabs, so it is very easy to read. Yay for that. I think I will stick to guitar though..

In addition, for the first time we were actually given a very brief, but effective idea about how to deal with American taxes. It's official! I don't have to pay any taxes for at least 3 years if I stay in Japan! Mwahahaha! Man, should stay here until that luxury runs out. This means I must stay completely out of the USA for at least 1 year, but I wasn't intending on leaving anyway. The other night I was calculating my paychecks in my head, trying to figure out how much disposable income I would have left over each month. Just to be safe, I was calculating taxes out of that as well... quite a depressing sum; I am sure glad to get it back! Though, I definitely think I'll be spending more on groceries than I expected... I do try and go to the farmers market to buy my fruit and vegetables, so that helps reduce costs.

Next to the grocery store that I go to (almost everyday) is a hyaku-en shop (dollar store) and a clothing store. I adore this clothing store. They have some cute, fashionable things but they are SO CHEAP! I bought a t-shirt there for about $7 and a cute little skirt for $14. They also have a good selecti0n of slippers/indoor shoes, which is faaaabulous, as non-hideous indoor shoes are hard to find. They have lots of other stuff too, like blankets and pillows and house stuff. Man, I really want to deck out my apartment with cute stuff! But it seems like such a waste since I will eventually leave... I am always caught between wanting to spend money on my apartment and not wanting to waste money on things I can't take home... hmm...

Today our supervisor is taking Taylor and myself to buy a new bike! Yay! I have to pay for it, of course, but that part doesn't matter... I just really really don't want my bike to break. Taylor's actually did! When it's the only way to get around, it can be a scary thing! So, I'm excited. My new bike will even have a little light on the front! I feel like a little kid.

Cheers,

dork Baer

Earthquake!

Wah, I almost forgot!
There was an earthquake last night! Even though it came all the way from the east coast of Japan, shaking up Tokyo, it felt pretty strong even from my apartment in Gunma! It lasted so long too, and after the first wave, another one hit that was even stronger.

Wah, I thought it was really cool. lol.
It made international news. Read about it here:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090809/ap_on_re_as/as_japan_earthquake

shakin' bakin' Baer